Week 1, Day 1.

June 27, 2012

The weather is a bit strange this morning.  The sun was shining so I went outside for a moment, only to find that it was raining.  Strange!  It's 6 a.m. and I'm still at work.  Another hour, and I'll be on my way home.

Yesterday, Deanne and I watched our new exercise discs, and tried out a few of the fancy new moves we will be learning.  It was exhausting to sit and watch all these gorgeous young teeny boppers wiggle and shake their bum bums (pronounced "boom booms").   We finally had to get up and join in on some of the routines.

Amazingly, not one of the girls on the video had a droopy bottom.  It would have been much nicer if the participants on the video were all roly polies with saggy bottoms.  Then at least, we would be able to see the transformation for ourselves.  We would also feel a lot better about looking so inadequate while doing the routines.

However, after all is said and done, today is officially our "Week 1, Day 1" to work on turning these bottoms into "Brazil Butts".  The program says it will take no more than six weeks, but I have to disagree there.  It took more than seventy years to perfect my droop, so it will take a lot more than six weeks to perky it up a bit.  But we shall work on it.

Did I mention that you are supposed to take 'before" and "after" photos?  Deanne and I have decided to forego the "before" photos.   There is also a booklet listing all the foods and meals that will work best with this exercise program.  If we stick to the planned meals, we shall starve.  So we've decided to keep our regular diets.

If we ever do get very good at learning this new program, I will consider taking a few photos.  But that will be a while yet.  Meanwhile, I do have a photo to share this morning.  I took this photo a few days ago.  There was a plane flying overhead, and it was just a small silver speck.  So surprise, surprise when I looked at the photo and saw that I could actually read the name of the airline.

That's all for my babbling this morning.  It's time to check on the Mrs again and make sure she's comfy.  Then I shall pack my bag and head on home to Tootsie.  Till tomorrow, Y'all have a fabulous day.

Hugs, Edna B.