Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Oh My, Watermelon Is So Delicious!

July 18, 2017

Good morning.  It's lovely outside, but it is going to be getting warmer and sticky soon.  It looks like it will keep getting a bit warmer and sticky for the next few days.  Pogo and I will be spending lots of time indoors, except for Thursday when we have to take Janice to work in the morning.  We'll probably stop and buy bird food (depends on the heat) and then come right home. 

Well, the boxes have started coming in.  Yesterday afternoon, the baby car seat that I had ordered arrived.  After work, Deanne came by to pick that up and the baby snuzzler (it had arrived over the weekend).  She also brought me another bowl of something good to eat.  I promptly put that in the fridge and would have it for supper.

After checking through my own yarn supply, I found a couple of yarn colors that will work on the dolls that I am making.  So now if I don't make it to JoAnn's store this week, it's okay.   Guess what I did for the rest of the afternoon and evening.  Yup, I crocheted.  I have to say, I'm not happy working with such a small sized crochet hook.  It was fun when I was younger, but it's not fun anymore.  But I'll hang in there.

As I look out the door, I'm noticing how scraggly my pansy hanging plant is becoming.  I think I'll have to trim it back today and hope that it thickens up again.  On the other hand, the Dahlia's that Janice planted in the pots for me are doing rather well.  They're even bigger now than they are in this photo that I took last week.


My friend Rhoda sent a rather cute story that I will share with you.   It's called "Sex After Death".  A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex after death.  Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.  After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.  True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Marion....Marion"   

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful!  What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple more times.  Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). 

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.  After supper, it's back to the golf course again.  Then it's more sex until late at night.  I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No...............I'm a rabbit in Arizona."

Well, now that I've had some fun with you, it's time to finish my morning meds and then there's some dishes in the sink waiting to be washed.  By the way, remember the bowl of food that Deanne brought?  Well I had it for supper.  It was a big bowl of watermelon, all cut up and ready to eat.  I ate the whole bowl full, and then had some butter cookies for dessert.  Tasty, tasty, tasty!

On that happy note, I'll  take my leave.  So, till tomorrow, Y'all have a fantabulous day.

Hugs, Edna B.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Edna,
What a great Sex story. I laughed really hard at the end. I wasn't expecting that! Too cute.
Yummy watermelon and the cookies make my mouth water. I plan to get one the next time that we go to the store.

I thought that I had lost one of my plants but I dumped a lot of water on it and it perked right up. Whew. I don't know what it is but it is a cute little plant. I will have to get the mosquito plant you was telling me about. I know that Lemon Grass and Lemon Balm, Thyme and Oregano also repels mosquitos. It is just to hot to sit out after 7:00 am. Later at night is the best time actually.

Have fun with the doll making. They are rather beautiful. Cisco said to give Pogo lots of hugs and cuddles. He isn't feeling to well. His nose is hot and dry. But he goes bananas for his apples that I give him as a treat. He slept with me last night. I am not sure why but I am guessing that he wanted to be with me because he wasn't feeling good. He is his old self today. Playing with Chicki and running around and hiding him for me to go and find. I know all his hiding spots but I let him think that it is a big game when I go searching. He is creative tho. Today he actually hid him behind my bathroom door haha.

Going to have my breakfast. I am late as I had to fast for lab work today and just got home so I will eat and then take my meds. Had very little sleep last night so I am going to go back to bed soon.
Hugs, Beth and Cisco xxxxx

My Tata's Cottage said...

HaHaHaHaHa!That was a great sex story. Gosh, I love a good laugh and that was cute. I must share with the hubby when he arrives home.
Always a pleasure to visit you here.
HUGS Anne